Oh, yes, I am looking for summer job, new one.

Do you have opportunity for me?

Last summer I work at ballpark

selling beer, pretzels and peanuts.

It was nice to be in fresh air,

but I am looking for new, how you say,

higher level of celery.

Oh, yes, salary, thank you.

Ah, America is fine country.

Such big difference between

throwing pretzels and throwing fastballs.

It bothered me that star players

earn salary of $1,000,000 a year,

which is about $143,000 a month

for seven months’ work,

which is about $36,000 a week,

which is about $5,000 a day,

while I worked for peanuts.