IF GOD WERE PITCHING Back

Would He start off

with a splitter?

Hit the corners

with a fastball?

Does He resort to a spitter?

Throw at your head?

I doubt He needs steroids,

but does believe

in brushing you back.

Gives up few walks –

have to earn your way on.

Does He taunt you with singles

because He loves crashing hopes

with double plays?

What would be His nickname?

The Big Guy?

The Intimidator?

Can you imagine giving signs to God?

What do you do if

He shakes you off?

Who would be God's designated hitter?

Does He shower in holy water

after games?

Jesus – is He waiting in the bullpen?