Poems by Philip Theibert* Back

385 MILES TO PAWTUCKET

A BITTER FAN

A DIRTY SECRET (essay)

A FATHER'S LAMENT

A HITTER WONDERS

A SHALLOW MAN

ADVICE FROM THE STANDS

ADVICE TO RED SOX AS THEY SADDLE UP

ALL NOTHING GAME

ALL WHISKEY ALL STAR TEAM

ANAM CARA

ANGELS IN JACKSON

ANGRY MANAGER

BACK COUNTRY

BAD PITCH

BANNED WORDS

BASEBALL ALLITERATION HALL OF FAME

BASEBALL AND MARRIAGE

BASEBALL ANNOUNCER SCHOOL

BASEBALL HOUSEKEEPING

BASEBALL MORTALITY

BASEBALL PARK MENU

BASEBALLS BY THE NUMBERS

BAT BOY?

BAT MATH

BEANED*

BEANS AND HOPE

BENCH WARMER

BIG LEAGUE WORRIES

BIG POISON

BITTER SWEET

BLAME THE MANAGER (essay)

BOBBLE-HEAD MICKEY MANTLE

BONDING*

BORED MEETINGS

BOUNCING

BRINGING MUSIC

BULLPEN HAIKU

BUS DRIVER OF BROOKE COUNTY

CAIN

CARTOON DOCTOR NEEDED

CATCHERS REPORT EARLY

CATCHING MEMORIES

CATS

CHARITY HOPS

CHATTING WITH THE UMPIRE

CLEAN INNINGS

COFFIN BOX SCORES

COLORED

CONFUSION

COWBOY UP

CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES*

CUBICLE BLUES

CURVEBALL GENIUS

DAMAGE CONTROL*

DINNER TIME

DOUBLES

DUGOUT NIGHTS

EARNING LIFE

EMOTIONAL CATCH

EUPHEMISMS

EXPERIENCE

EXPLAINING NAMES

FACING MYONTONIC DYSTROPHYPHY

FADING STAR

FARMING

FARTHER

FLUSTRATION

FLY BALL ANXIETY

FOR A SONG

FOR SALE – ONE BAT

FOR THE YOUNG

FOUR

FREE AGENT

FRUSTRATION

GAME OVER

GOD AND UMPIRES

GOLDEN RULES

GONE FISHING

GUNSLINGERS

HAIKU: HOW TO SUCCEED

HANGING ON

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

HELL'S SEATING CHART

HERE'S BEER IN YOUR EYE

HIGH HEAT

HIT BY PITCH

HITTER'S SERENITY PRAYER

HOMAGE TO BASEBALL LINGO

HOW MANY OUTS IN A GAME?

HOW THE EARTH WILL END

HOW TO LIVE

HOW TO START A FIRE

I MAKE MY LIVING

IF ABBOTT AND COSTELLO COULD TXT

IF BASEBALL HAD CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS

IF GOD WERE PITCHING

IF PITCHERS RAN THE GAME

IN CONTROL?

INFIELD FLY RULE

INSURANCE

JAZZ AGE BABE

JUNK-BALLER

JUST A LINE OR TWO

JUST PRAY FOR RAIN

KNuCKLle BaLL POem

LAST AT-BAT

LATE IN THE GAME

LEARNING CURVE

LIFE AND DEATH

LIFE IS A PLAYOFF GAME

LIFE'S CURVEBALLS

LIMIT TESTING

LIVE

MANAGER'S LAMENT

MINOR LEAGUE BLUES

MISTAKES

MORE SPIKES

NAMING PET PEEVES

NEED FOR SPEED

NEXT YEAR

NO WILD CARD ... PUH-LEEZE!!! (essay)

NOAH AIN'T EVEN BUILDING AN ARK

ODE TO A KNUCKLEBALL

ODE TO CUBS FANS

ODE TO THE PATRIOTS

OFF TO AFGHANISTAN

OMG

ON THE EDGES

ONE OF THOSE DAYS

ONLY AS GOOD AS

OUT OF JUICE

OUT OF OFFICE

PACE OF PLAY RULES

PARCEL 0534

PENCIL ME IN

PERENNIAL

PERFECT PITCH

PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS

PET PEEVE

PICK UP GAME

PITCHING COACH BLUES

POETRY

POETS AND RELIEF PITCHERS

PRE-SEASON HOMEWORK

PRODUCTIVE OUT? – THERE'S NO SUCH ANIMAL (essay)

PTBNL

RADIO NIGHTS

RAIN*

RANDOM THOUGHTS OF A RIGHT FIELDER

RED SOX ENTROPY

RED SOX JOKES (essay)

RELATIONSHIPS

RESPECT FOR THE ELDERLY

ROAD TRIP

ROOKIES FOR DINNER

RULES OF STICKBALL

RUTHIAN FAREWELL

SACRILEGIOUS

SAY ISTHMUS

SCOUTING REPORT

SCUFFED

SEASON WEATHER FORECAST

SECOND CHANCES

SHE WANTS TO KNOW

SHOOTOUT IN THE TENTH INNING

SHORT SEASON

SIGNALS

SIMPLICITY

SMARTS

SO IT GOES*

SOIL

SOMETHING FISHY

SPRING TRAINING

SPRING TRAINING ACROSTIC

SPRING TRAINING WORRIES

ST. PATTY'S DAY: A HAIKU

STAY IN SCHOOL

STAYFOCUSED.COM

SUPERSTITION

TEA PARTY IS OVER

TEACHER NEARING VACATION

TED

TEN BEST PHRASES USING THE WORD "BALL

THANK YOU FOR LEAVING

THE TROPHY

THE ACCOUNTABILITY SHERIFF

THE BEAUTY OF FOUL BALLS

THE BELL (boxing)

THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE

THE BOX

THE BULLPEN

THE CHANGE-UP

THE CLOSER

THE DESIGNATED WORKER

THE ERA OF LIFE

THE FAME FACTORY

THE GAP

THE GRAMMARIAN'S CONUNDRUM

THE GROUNDSKEEPER COMPLAINS TO THE LITERATURE PROFESSOR

THE HANGMAN

THE HARD STUFF

THE HIT

THE HUMAN EYE CHART

THE MANAGER

THE METAL BAT

THE MIDDLE MAN

THE NEGRO LEAGUE PHENOM

THE NOTHING PITCH

THE NUMBER OF TIMES

THE ORIGINAL INSTANT MESSAGE

THE PERFECT MAN

THE RIGHT PLACE

THE SAVER

THE SCOREBOOK

THE SKEPTIC TANK

THE THROWER

THE TROPHY

THE TRUE YANKEES FAN

THE WALL

THE WORST MOMENT IN BASEBALL

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

THIS POEM MAY NOT BE ...

THREE AND TWO

TIMING

TRANSLATION

TRIBUTE TO EARL WEAVER

TRUMP THIS

UGH!

UNCARING

UP

WAITING

WALKING HOME

WANTED: ONE MIME

WANTED: PINCH HITTERS

WEALTH

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

WHAT THE CUBS NEED

WHAT TO SHOW ON A DATING SITE

WHAT WOULD HONUS DO?

WHEN THE BIRMINGHAM NEWS STOPPED PRINTING THE BOX SCORE

WHOOPS – A HAIKU

WHY BASEBALL NEEDS GUN CONTROL

WINTER FIELDS

WINTER TIME BLUES

WITH APOLOGIES TO WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS

WORD OF THE DAY

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